I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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