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  • 89 57
    Submitted by laf24 on Jul 8, 10 at 2:08pm

    bought a bottle of Captain Morgan and sat on my front lawn with it.

  • 92 67
    Submitted by cmillss on Jul 8, 10 at 3:22pm

    What wouldn't you have done with a 40ft neon parrot?

  • 75 51
    Submitted by BS_ASSASSIN on Jul 9, 10 at 2:40am

    I agree with kmomokbs and because of that I love you for that quote

  • 72 57
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 8, 10 at 7:06pm

    mmm, dinner for a month...nom nom nom

  • 64 52
    Submitted by rugger on Jul 8, 10 at 11:08pm

    I personally would appreciate owning a 40 foot neon parrot

  • 63 59
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 8, 10 at 2:16pm

    Everything.

  • 62 60
    Submitted by leadbelly on Jul 8, 10 at 11:39pm

    Nothing he could repeat

  • 68 73
    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 8, 10 at 11:05pm

    Two questions: was it inflatable, and was it on sale? I revoke your friend card. Neon, dude, NEON.

  • 67 72
    Submitted by drunksms2u on Jul 8, 10 at 5:46pm

    Uhhh...isn't it obvious...glue it to your shoulder and become the badass pirate you've always dreamt of!

  • 63 66
    Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 8, 10 at 1:27pm

    1:17 hahAhahaha weird but hilarious

  • 49 52
    Submitted by KPhaurde on Oct 21, 10 at 7:50pm

    Who cares? It's a 40 FT PARROT!!! Just being able to say you HAVE one is epic!

  • 54 68
    Submitted by brittlestar on Jul 8, 10 at 6:32pm

    I'd teach it to talk and open a circus, with the neon parrot flying the entire circus between cities! In the off season strap seats to it's back and offer private flights! Want one!!!

  • 52 64
    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 8, 10 at 5:33pm

    40ft of parrot?!?! Holy shit!!

  • 56 77
    Submitted by KaylaFoyt on Jul 8, 10 at 5:14pm

    Kmobokbs!!!! I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 57 81
    Submitted by ohcalamityme on Jul 8, 10 at 1:15pm

    Since they didn't take it, can I have it?

  • 64 96
    Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 8, 10 at 1:17pm

    ide do what i did to the giant fish, ide fuck his brains out cuz im the boss

  • 44 66
    Submitted by kati1111 on Jul 11, 10 at 4:01pm

    Is that even POSSIBLE???!??

    • 54 60
      Submitted by Kate_FTW on Oct 23, 10 at 2:31pm

      How dare you doubt this?!??!

  • 39 75
    Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 8, 10 at 8:36pm

    Where do I begin...