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  • Submitted by Mondu on Jun 15, 10 at 4:04pm

    Then I don't ever wanna have to say "remember to pull out before you cum." remember no baby no breast milk

  • Submitted by sperman96 on Jun 15, 10 at 2:58pm

    That's a turn on. I luv that.

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    Submitted by Synseer on Jun 15, 10 at 6:31pm

    Sorry, but that's hot.

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    Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Jun 15, 10 at 10:47pm

    Then don't? That's the kind of woman you hold onto and adore, not berate or act like a pussy towards.

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    Submitted by Imtheone on Jun 16, 10 at 1:59am

    Hey Dumbass take it as a compliment if she released milk then that means you did something right!! If you don't understand and love the woman's body don't waste our time with your ignorance!!

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    Submitted by franniep on Jun 15, 10 at 4:33pm

    @mondu: because the pull out method works.</sarcasm>

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      Submitted by TowerCrane on Jun 15, 10 at 6:10pm

      it's actually really effective if 1. the guy doesn't wait to pull out until he's already started to cum like they do in porn, 2. he pees before sex because that clears out the lingering babies and 3. the girl's not stupid enough to take a chance in the 5-ish day window where she's very likely to get pregnant. then again, condoms are obviously a lot safer.

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    Submitted by smurphette on Jun 15, 10 at 3:15pm

    Then stop boning your mom.

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    Submitted by misspriss615 on Jun 16, 10 at 5:08pm

    Haha I used to squirt my sons father all the time! I thought it was hilarious!

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    Submitted by Ibdl on Jun 16, 10 at 1:54pm

    It's playful and helps relieve the pressure in the breast. It's the only time she gets to squirt something from a gland onto someone, like she has fantasized about...let her have some fun....

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    Submitted by x3_sweetpea on Jun 15, 10 at 3:18pm

    My husband has said that to me numerous times!

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    Submitted by bjbb24 on Jun 15, 10 at 3:41pm

    My husband liked my milk too.

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    Submitted by gottatry_100 on Jun 16, 10 at 4:32am

    Dats real hot

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    Submitted by sumyungguy on Jun 15, 10 at 2:48pm

    It tastes wierd doesn't it?

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    Submitted by kitkat133 on Jun 16, 10 at 1:12am

    Let me just say, that the person had to say this to their friend. The child wasn't theirs.

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    Submitted by jacqgoff on Jun 15, 10 at 5:01pm

    Only in Mississippi.

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    Submitted by DramaLA on Jun 18, 10 at 1:47am

    In Soviet Russia, YOU squirt breast milk.

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    Submitted by STS130 on Jun 17, 10 at 4:15am

    Work on your usage of the quotation mark.

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      Submitted by kitkat133 on Jun 19, 10 at 2:11am

      Gee, sorry I'm human and forgot to end the quotation on a website called "Texts from Last Night". Clearly I'm an incompetent individual.

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    Submitted by nutsucker on Mar 12, 11 at 9:11am

    Nasty Mississippi...

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    Submitted by godlessBJ on Jun 15, 10 at 4:44pm

    I will never have that problem

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      Submitted by alias10 on Jun 15, 10 at 11:09pm

      because you will never have a woman :(

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    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 15, 10 at 3:43pm

    i just gagged.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 10 at 2:43pm

    Firsttt

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    Submitted by aimmi081 on Jun 15, 10 at 3:48pm

    Ewww!