I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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