i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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