it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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