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  • 96 44
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 23, 12 at 1:34pm

    If you didn't get dick, at least you got pussy.

  • 62 28
    Submitted by mattmac91 on Jul 24, 12 at 9:22am

    @gaea superman is actually DC

    • 58 42
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 24, 12 at 9:36am

      Baha, good play on words. Hope you weren't serious and know marvel isn't just a universe.

  • 67 39
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 23, 12 at 10:26pm

    Meh, at that level of inebriation he probably would've had whiskey-dick anyway and you would have had to console him through an hour of crying and "I swear this has never happened before!" Count yourself lucky.

    • 57 33
      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 24, 12 at 4:00am

      there is the fabulous marvel known as superman dick. I keep a complete douchbag around just because he gets hard and cant cum

  • 60 35
    Submitted by yumyum05 on Jul 23, 12 at 3:39pm

    guess you dodged that bullet smh

  • 55 48
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 23, 12 at 2:14pm

    Gimme an "L"! Gimme an "O"! ...

  • 53 56
    Submitted by souljehr on Jul 23, 12 at 4:53pm

    hahahahaha