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  We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.

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• If you didn't get dick, at least you got pussy.

  Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 23, 12 at 1:34pm

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• guess you dodged that bullet smh

  Submitted by yumyum05 on Jul 23, 12 at 3:39pm

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• @gaea superman is actually DC

  Submitted by mattmac91 on Jul 24, 12 at 9:22am

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  • Baha, good play on words. Hope you weren't serious and know marvel isn't just a universe.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 24, 12 at 9:36am

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• Meh, at that level of inebriation he probably would've had whiskey-dick anyway and you would have had to console him through an hour of crying and "I swear this has never happened before!" Count yourself lucky.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 23, 12 at 10:26pm

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  • there is the fabulous marvel known as superman dick. I keep a complete douchbag around just because he gets hard and cant cum

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 24, 12 at 4:00am

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• hahahahaha

  Submitted by souljehr on Jul 23, 12 at 4:53pm

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• Gimme an "L"! Gimme an "O"! ...

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 23, 12 at 2:14pm

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