he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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