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  I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..

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  (443): I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night.. http://tfl.nu/hua7
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  Submitted by dexter75 on Jan 18, 11 at 3:40pm

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  Or the many cocks that ran through your drunken ass

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  Submitted by Barbarossa on Jan 18, 11 at 9:18pm

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  All the to protect it :-P

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  Submitted by said8ED on Jan 19, 11 at 5:35pm

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  First time I read this I saw "somehow my uterus ended up in my birdcage". I thought "Oh shit, now they're selling home hysterectomy kits!" Sorry if that offends; I was wasted

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