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  • 63 44
    Submitted by niftypickle on May 29, 10 at 11:31am

    You can't get too laid with the severe case of coke dick you're gonna have! Lol!

  • 59 38
    Submitted by LynnZee on May 29, 10 at 4:07pm

    I'm not sure about the getting laid part...all of the strippers I've ever met have been lesbians

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Briannaaaaa on May 29, 10 at 12:10pm

    <3

  • 53 56
    Submitted by tonto01 on May 29, 10 at 12:09pm

    No sex in the champagne room

  • 42 36
    Submitted by destructo on Jun 2, 10 at 1:25am

    Damn! Stantheman is the KING!

  • 48 51
    Submitted by stantheman on May 29, 10 at 12:53pm

    Haha you also bring 8-balls to the strip club? I'm surprised those are able to fit in the strippers. I once met a stripper that shoved the 8-ball, Que ball, all of the striped balls and the entire pool stick in her vagina.

    • 42 55
      Submitted by JenBen on May 29, 10 at 1:47pm

      Yep, your mother was quite an amazing woman!

      • 36 52
        Submitted by stantheman on May 29, 10 at 2:13pm

        trust me, I know. The day of my birth was only the first time I tasted that pussy.

        • 32 48
          Submitted by JenBen on May 30, 10 at 10:56am

          Well trust me, you weren't the first and you were far from last.

  • 50 70
    Submitted by BonerSoup on May 29, 10 at 11:15am

    Hahahaha your my hero!

  • 41 53
    Submitted by richardlong on May 29, 10 at 11:50am

    Here take my dick with u