Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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