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  • Submitted by beccar on Mar 29, 10 at 9:19am

    That's exactly why you're not going on dates! They don't buy the milk when they get the cow free.

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      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 29, 10 at 9:36am

      plus, she may actually be a cow.....

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        Submitted by jklawl on Mar 29, 10 at 10:47am

        maybe he's the cow

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    Submitted by because on Mar 29, 10 at 11:20am

    No one is going to feed you for being a slut!

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    Submitted by yakturk43 on Mar 29, 10 at 11:44am

    Maybe they're just scared of catching one of your diseases, like herpes or syphilis...just a thought

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    Submitted by ObiWanKenobi on Mar 29, 10 at 11:21am

    filter?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 2:52pm

    Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free

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    Submitted by Dakez on Apr 2, 10 at 9:39am

    What's your number girl?

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    Submitted by maynard on Mar 29, 10 at 8:15pm

    P.s if you're dumb enough to even ask this question.... Well enough said as to why you're alone.

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    Submitted by plastikcash on Mar 29, 10 at 11:20am

    Hahahahaha

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    Submitted by mankatobooks on Feb 23, 11 at 6:15am

    I'm in a slump, wanna go out for supper?

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    Submitted by jdavis4788 on Mar 31, 10 at 3:50am

    SO FUCKING TRUE

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    Submitted by fitbounce30 on Mar 30, 10 at 6:07am

    Gotta love the dumb, dirty sluts. They have feelings too. Ha .

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    Submitted by ingebeastly on Mar 29, 10 at 12:39pm

    more like for the amount you put out, you should have way more std's

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 30, 10 at 2:42am

    Slut!

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    Submitted by maynard on Mar 29, 10 at 8:13pm

    That's why you're not dating. Gross. Who knows what kind of diseases you carry.

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    Submitted by CAAF on Mar 29, 10 at 11:48am

    Stop giving it away for free then. You can even refer to it as a date.

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    Submitted by snybny on Mar 29, 10 at 10:12am

    Moron.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 11:41am

    <3 2:52