im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
did you just send me my own nude
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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