i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize