is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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