I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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