i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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