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  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:29am

    my coined phrase is "hey wanna come over and watch a movie?" which i think even the guy knows is code for straight dirty fuck session. and yes, it always ends like that...when "movies" are involved.

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 5:00pm

    i thought he meant girl talk, as in gregg gillis. boring.

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:11pm

    absolutely. so does want to come over and watch a movie

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:50pm

    Yes it does. Girls are idiots. They think how they ask for sex matters. If a guy comes away from sex thinking the girl is a whore, its gonna be a result of the sex, not the words she used to get his dick within sucking distance.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:33pm

    Pretty much

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:07pm

    Oh definitely... Anything "Hey want to come over..." is I want some weiner.

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:56am

    it's even funnier when you know the person who sent the text. lol

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:38pm

    i hope she got you drunk and took advantage!

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 5:53pm

    From the sounds of it, not only did she want a good plow-job from you, but she was also willing to provide the beer. My friend, you have just become America's Luckiest Hooker.

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 8:50pm

    absolutely... sometimes it's so weird because they are shy and are taking it on a limb to call you over, make sure to act on that!

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 5:51pm

    Whores are awesome. Stop worring about being considered one like it's a bad thing, chicas. This is the 21st century.

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:15pm

    any time a girl starts a sentence with "hey want to..." just assume she means to finish it with 'put it in me'

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:43am

    not if you call it a "wiener" to her...

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:13am

    oh fuck my life... I never knew this for sure.... fucking shit mother fucker... I thought she wanted to fuck but her roomate showed up and she brought 2 guys home... I didnt know what to do... fuck!

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:26pm

    LOL @ ikea I have done that to get things built for me.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:55pm

    I believe we have a consensus... The answer is yes, yes, and yes.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:21pm

    Girl here, yes it does mean I wanna get laid. We just don't want to come out and say hey come over and fuck me, because we'd sound like whores.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:10pm

    Just the two of you? Most def, she wants your wein.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:39pm

    Generally agreeing with all the other girls who have posted, but I think most of us would probably not ask for "weiner."

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:40pm

    Feel like that's a pretty safe bet....unless it's her boyfriend, what chick is really gonna say "Hey, wanna come bang my brains out?" We wanna say that...really we do...but as aforementioned...we'd definitely sound like whores.

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:18pm

    either that, or she has some ikea she wants you to assemble

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:33pm

    "she not only knew what 'raw dog' meant, but used it in a sentence!! hello, red flag! :]"

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:33pm

    hope ur a chick 4:26^ if so, i need to find you! =D

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 7:33pm

    I call bs on this thread. Pretty much nothing ever means something for sure where girls are concerned. As in drinking wine in a hot tub naked but then having the let's-be-friends chat.

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 7:20pm

    Someone wanna fuck me to my cock is hardddd :) lol

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:29pm

    give her the wiener. even if she tries to give you a check instead of cash.

  • 41 53
    Submitted by monster917 on Apr 1, 10 at 12:08am

    yes...yes it does

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:38am

    Girl here. Totally agreed. FYI 1:08 I like your style!!!

  • 58 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 6:48am

    it could mean she wants your "wiener". or it could mean she needs something done around the house(painting,hanging stuff,ikea etc) I personally offer beer for smthg to be done around the house and wine for sex...

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:10pm

    agree she wants cock

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:52pm

    4:49 I'll be there... 10 min.

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:07pm

    hahahaha in girl talk that means, i wanna get drunk & you to take advantage of me. but i don't wanna sound like a whore. hahahaa

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 5:35pm

    HILARIOUS: any time a girl starts a sentence with "hey want to..." just assume she means to finish it with 'put it in me'

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:49pm

    definitely means she wants to fuck. Girls should give guys some more hints. srry guys, but you don't ketch on that fast lol.

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 5:40pm

    I wish all girls would ask to be fisted

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:20pm

    May 15, 2009 8:51PM .... A threesome is fine too.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:08pm

    The only reason I talk to guys is because I want a good sexin. EVER. PERIOD. Don't call me, I'll call you ;)

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:50pm

    Hi 4:40, Where can I find more like you?! =D

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:49pm

    but I heart whores...

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:12pm

    pffft...when we're drunk we dont care we sound like whores lol

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:33pm

    YES it means she wants you so use protection and have fun.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:35pm

    yes it really really does!!!!

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:02am

    I love masterbating to this.

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:43pm

    I'm in love with 90% of the women in this comment string!

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:09pm

    oh yea she really just wanted to prob. get drunk and have a good excuse to fuck someone...i do that

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:57pm

    I wish more guys were smart enough to figure that out.

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 8:17pm

    oooooh. so *this* is how you're slutty but classy too. i've been doing it wrong.

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:55pm

    Yes, it def does. But sometimes men are too slow to realize this. lmao

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:31am

    @5:02am: hahahahahahahaha.

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:09pm

    99% of the time, yes. I do ask guys over to watch a movie, just to watch a movie sometimes.

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:20am

    i just straight out tell my "friend with benefits" guy that i want sex and to come over. he knows if i ever ask him to come over its for sex, so i just decided to start saying it. doesn't make you a slut.

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 5:39pm

    omg this is a girl here, I agree that most girls are afraid of sounding like whores so one time i did just the opposite and called my best friend and asked him to bang my brains out. he did and it was great i did the same thing a week later and told him to fist me instead and it was even better!!!!!!!! best sex ever :) orgasmic

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 8:51pm

    i've had a girl do this to me and i went over there only for her to tell me to call my roommate over to come drink with us too.... so no.

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:51pm

    girl here, she's definitely asking for a fucking :)

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:42pm

    it does right up until you actually USE the word weiner. FAIL.

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:29pm

    of course. what's beer without penis?

  • 46 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:29pm

    Take her to brown town for all of us.

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:20pm

    Ab-so-fuckin-lutely!!!! LOL @ ikea to assemble... could be that too...

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 6:01pm

    yes, especially if we're offering to get you drunk (and/or high), it means "fuck me until i can't move" and/or "i want to suck your dick". we're just too reputation conscious, so the sooner you all realize that, the happier everyone will be.

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:05am

    hahah ^7:15 mike jones reads tfln apparently

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:58pm

    "but I heart whores..." hahaha.. win win, the text and the comment, just greatt

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:34pm

    I ask a guy to come over and play with me. It sounds dirty and innocent at the same time.

  • 29 53
    Submitted by DavidMac19 on Jul 3, 10 at 2:25pm

    No, she means " could you buy me beer and bring a hott friend."

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:41pm

    i dont think all the time but def 98% of the time

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:10pm

    Who the fuck says wiener?

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:18am

    Girl here and I think that we all need to stop playing such mind games, thats what gets people in this mess! Just tell them straight up that you want to raw dog fuck them already!

  • 42 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:49pm

    indeed that is exactly what it means, in fact I just sent a similar message though it was suggesting that he take a break from studying and come over. same underlying meaning, though. he said no. ouch.

  • 36 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:33am

    the girl wants weiner...yess yes she does.

  • 27 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:34pm

    Yes it does

  • 39 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 7:15pm

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  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 6:43pm

    Guess I'm a whore then, 'cause I'm not afraid to just straight out ask a guy to come over & play. No beating around the bushes needed. But for shy girls, and girls who don't want to sound like whores, that is a very good way of asking.

  • 38 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:44pm

    yeah it definitely does. i've used this one many times.

  • 40 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:10pm

    sure does!!! works every time

  • 38 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:14pm

    ummm she'd rather have cock then wiener so go for it

  • 28 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:31pm

    me too its so easy!! I <3 cock. :D

  • 31 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:05am

    With my luck, I'd haul ass over there only to see that she has a flat tire and no beer.

  • 40 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 5:52pm

    And by whores I don't mean prostitutes, I mean sluts.