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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:24pm

    OMG! i agree!!! I love feelin their hard cock on my ass!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:09am

    I love grinding my junk on some chick. Sometimes I just stand still and let her grind on me while I nod my head to the beat. Sometimes she turns around and yells at me.

  • 96 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:25pm

    A guy wrote this. I just killed your boner.

  • 99 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:31pm

    i mean i gonna go there...it is a total turn on when a guy gets hard while youre dancing with him

  • 81 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:54am

    I hate you 2:51... Never use a keyboard again ever Your girlfriends an ugly whore and the most u 2 will share is aids

  • 80 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:02am

    2:45 kick his ass!!! lmao I want you to be my dad.

  • 79 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:33pm

    your penis is 0 inches erect STFU

  • 68 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:07am

    I love grinding on the dance floor!! Feeling a guys hard cock on your ass is amazing!

  • 65 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:32pm

    gross. i only like to do it if i'm friends w/ the guy. strangers make me wanna gag

  • 71 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:40pm

    I get hard while dancing pretty much every time

  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:31pm

    A Toast To Bill Brasky!

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:06am

    super lolz at 12:36.

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:29pm

    thank god 11:24 lol i was like "sweet baby jesus this girl can't be serious" haha

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:18pm

    Our generations Idea of danceing is slut worthy and and pathetic

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:55am

    I want that so bad now. then turning around when feel him hard, and all you have left between you two are your clothes. turns me on so much.

  • 73 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:34pm

    true. cuz i dont have a penis... haha

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:03pm

    Woot woot thanksgiving in the 561 noche tuesday island jacks wensday ( good advice by the person below) Ibiza Thursday and Fridays in gardens friday

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:33am

    12:35 1:36 too bad the dane cook skit about dancing is about girls who go out to NOT dance with guys. tard tards.

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:32am

    Hay guys don't judge; sometimes it's all we have when horny as hell.

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:42am

    Daddy issues are in full effect tonight!

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:54am

    2:51-- how do you say "secs" then say "sexsy?! That doesn't work!! Go fuck yourself and dive off a cliff! Fucking spellcheck your shit.

  • 69 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:31pm

    jesus can't save anyone.. he's not real. but if he were, i'd agree with you

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:07am

    12:04, you obviously did not see when I bragged about my 5.5 inch penis. Oh yeah, I brag about that shit. What now, bitch? Can't handle my average thunder? Too bad; if you can't handle it, next time, bring a friend. She'll be glad you did.

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:14pm

    12:18 u saying and twice makes out generation seem pathetic and retarded

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:30pm

    That sounds like a great plan

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:25pm

    BLUE BALLS SUCK YOU BITCH

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:29pm

    11:48 hahahahahahaha

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:48am

    Meh let the person do what they want, besides I've gotten more play from women that want to dance than not lol

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 9:23am

    You are my kinda girl, some girls get grossed out when a guys dick gets hard and walk away! Shit what else do they expect, I'm a guy!

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:32pm

    lol! nah im not a skank. I just thought Id throw that statement out there before someone who was serious did....cause ya just know it WILL happen. 1124

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:55am

    Charles Rutherford wonders what breed are you?

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:54pm

    Hell, you can do that with a washing machine.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:33pm

    Wow 561 island jacks wensday night if you get down like that

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:25pm

    11:24 i hope that's a joke, slutty. also, this made me lol because i can't dance

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:44pm

    God Bless America, my home sweet home

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:27am

    god i am hoping ur a chick

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:27pm

    LOL! yes 1125 that was a statement dripping with sarcasm. 1124

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:09am

    haha this is exactly what I said last night! and Im a guy!

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:17am

    Then you should find a man who wants to bang you with his denim cock

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:13am

    Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'

  • 43 54
    Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 1, 10 at 12:32pm

    Dane cook reference

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:33am

    Ok then call me at 252-344-getalife now that's 252-344-getalife ty

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:48pm

    Brasky hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:52am

    I wrote this. I love when hard erect dicks press up against me when I grind. I love making dicks throb for more of me

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:41pm

    wow. i just sent this exact text tonight too. this isn't mine...but still

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:31am

    12:36, I don't believe you. A cup size of B at most.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:42pm

    3:14, and you make it seem much better saying "out" instead of our bahaha

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:36pm

    1124 you are a skank. dont lie to me 1129

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:07pm

    What a fuckin whore, if u ever wanna be taken seriously you might wanna try NOT sounding like a slut!!

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:39am

    To Bill Brasky!!!! LMAO

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:27pm

    Bill Brasky makes every woman that sleeps with him refer to him as Bear Bryant.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:03pm

    whats wrong with you people

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:36am

    Cool Dane cook quote. Stupid bitch.

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:30pm

    Jesus needs to save you.

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:50pm

    have fun being a filthy whore!

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:26am

    Some girl said this in my lab the other day.

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:42pm

    561 baby! Yeah home town!

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:40am

    I like to stick my dick inside a girl's ass

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:57am

    2:51, you're awfully consistent in your misspellings. You suck.

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:33pm

    my penis is 7 inches erect

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:49pm

    ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BILL BRASKY?! I know Bill Brasky!

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:03pm

    Whore sounds like drunk college or HS girls

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:13am

    Dane Cook quote. You know, just throw our pocket books in and dance? And yeah, this must have been a dude.

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:11pm

    12:07..You're my favorite...and its a good thing youre funny...

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:29pm

    i love dancing but this is a little OUT THERE :P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:51am

    Befor my gf and me hav secs we usulee go out dancing. My gf has a really sexsy ass so when she dances she shaks it really good and she is so sexsy when she does it she gets all hot and swetee and then she looks at me and is lik wanna go fuk so I'm lik ya lets go and then we go hav secs and its always good cuz my gf is sexsy allot and she is bewtiffull

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:01pm

    In his dick? i would rather not put anything in there even a girls ass..

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:04am

    11:28 that's not something to be proud of..

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:08am

    Charles Rutherford believes ur favorite position us facing wallmart

  • 33 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:45pm

    My gf says this shit to me wtf

  • 39 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:11am

    what a whore............if it wasnt for your holes you wouldve been killed off long ago

  • 41 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:53am

    that's fun as shit when you're drunk ngl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:08am

    You are such a slut you should sell yourself on a street corner in Detroit to a bunch of black gangsters for a pack of cigarettes and a $10 bill. Go get a dirty sanchez all over your herpes covered face too. And then sell yourself again

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:38pm

    WHO THUMBS DOWN MY FUCKIN CMNT