dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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