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  • Submitted by beanner on May 3, 11 at 3:54pm

    Must be a black thing

  • Submitted by archer79 on May 3, 11 at 9:22pm

    WTF? Is this from Martha Stewart's prison cookbook?

  • Submitted by Michguy on May 3, 11 at 3:31pm

    Salmonella is your friend

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    Submitted by Phys on May 3, 11 at 4:53pm

    That's one expensive meal if you include the hospital visit into the price

  • 66 45
    Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 3, 11 at 8:26pm

    dude.... fuck green eggs and ham

  • 69 55
    Submitted by Hexx13 on May 3, 11 at 9:13pm

    Meth, not even once.

  • 72 65
    Submitted by dyzzie on May 3, 11 at 6:25pm

    this is your brain on drugs.

  • 59 52
    Submitted by Nasty on May 3, 11 at 5:02pm

    I kind of want to try this... fully cooked.

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Quiltron3000 on May 3, 11 at 4:47pm

    Salmonella FTW

  • 62 66
    Submitted by danofballs on May 3, 11 at 3:42pm

    supposed to use purple, dipshit

  • 66 75
    Submitted by EclecticPandora on May 3, 11 at 3:59pm

    That is disgusting. And a HUGE fail.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on May 3, 11 at 5:56pm

    In about 24 hours, "shit" is gonna be the word. I lost a stone in five days. Enjoy.

    • 33 60
      Submitted by SserPrun95 on May 4, 11 at 1:22am

      thumbs down for using a "stone"

      • 40 38
        Submitted by grenadewizard on May 4, 11 at 6:24am

        did he shit out the rock he cooked the rock on??

        • 29 53
          Submitted by cynthias on May 4, 11 at 6:09pm

          1 stone= 14 lbs... public education is failing this country drastically. And all of the proof we need is in this one text and its comments....

  • 47 59
    Submitted by sox272 on May 3, 11 at 10:09pm

    It's all about that grape drank!

  • 49 64
    Submitted by shadowsoze on May 4, 11 at 2:03am

    Add the watermelon and you have your demographic right there!

  • 41 52
    Submitted by huskers on May 4, 11 at 5:57am

    I'll bring da watermelon and hot sause!

  • 33 40
    Submitted by rockstar323 on May 5, 11 at 2:30am

    Stop living up to them

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Kirak on May 3, 11 at 6:34pm

    Gonna need the recipe for that.

    • 30 55
      Submitted by SserPrun95 on May 4, 11 at 1:23am

      i thought he already gave it to you

  • 31 44
    Submitted by TYMOJAMAMA on May 5, 11 at 9:21pm

    Makes me want some

  • 36 55
    Submitted by junglebunny9 on May 4, 11 at 3:04am

    Love me some of that!

  • 30 45
    Submitted by jprincess on May 6, 11 at 3:35am

    Omg funny

  • 32 50
    Submitted by franswa22 on May 3, 11 at 8:31pm

    Dibs on the salmonella poisoning!!

  • 31 58
    Submitted by idgaf27 on May 8, 11 at 2:04am

    Salmonella, anyone?

  • 28 53
    Submitted by ky80 on May 4, 11 at 12:06am

    Camping?