im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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