Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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