That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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