awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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