I love black thongs
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
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Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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