yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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