dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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