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  • 62 26
    Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 9, 12 at 2:23pm
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    How the hell does that even happen??

  • 60 27
    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Jan 9, 12 at 2:41pm
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    I told you I make very realistic snowmen.

  • 39 30
    Submitted by porksword on Jan 9, 12 at 9:13pm
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    If it burns that bad you need penicillin, not ice.

  • 44 42
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jan 9, 12 at 2:39pm
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    Warm water or piss would melt you off said ice...

  • 42 39
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 9, 12 at 5:15pm
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    You need medical attention to melt ice?

  • 32 32
    Submitted by dannie1288 on Jan 9, 12 at 10:05pm
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    Sex on ice rinks can be dangerous. Just saying...

  • 31 31
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Jan 9, 12 at 6:57pm
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    Warm water brainiac

  • 33 35
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 9, 12 at 5:34pm
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    I believe it... we touched down last night in Norfolk and my balls are in my throat fuck the cold

  • 32 35
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jan 9, 12 at 9:01pm
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    That will teach you not to pee in the ice tray!

  • 28 34
    Submitted by skatedonthate on Jan 10, 12 at 12:39am
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    she was that dicey down there?

  • 23 25
    Submitted by canadiangirl420 on Jan 12, 12 at 7:32am
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    why would your chub be out when there is ice

  • 24 28
    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Jan 11, 12 at 1:13am
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    Maybe if I warmed it up for you, you get free.

  • 24 30
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 10, 12 at 8:52am
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    Guess daring to stick your tongue on the flagpole got old.

  • 22 28
    Submitted by cannabislecter on Jan 13, 12 at 7:23am
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    You'll shoot your eye out?

  • 23 30
    Submitted by missfantastic780 on Jan 10, 12 at 10:30pm
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    Bad bj experiment? Lol

  • 21 26
    Submitted by mrwowzers on Jan 10, 12 at 12:35pm
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    Freezer burn on your meat lol

  • 24 39
    Submitted by faqtcolleqtr on Jan 9, 12 at 2:26pm
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    More importantly how does that even happen in Dallas?!

    • 23 31
      Submitted by McFatty60 on Jan 9, 12 at 3:05pm
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      It is possible to be in another place (i.e. college, vacation) on a cell phone dumbass

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    Submitted by NevisMedStudent on Jan 21, 12 at 8:13am
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    Proper freezing of sperm involves first extracting said sperm from your body.