Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Nicole vs. Life
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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