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  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 10:09am

    haha sadly, he was totally sober... oh, how I wish I was a lesbian. Anyone wanna turn me?

  • 59 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:01pm

    hahaha Ok, so I posted this original comment, and I have to say that a) this website messed up my typing, but whatevs. b) I DID try to direct his hand to where it was, but he mistook me for wanting him to stop doing anything at all, and at that point I was so turned off that it made no difference. Bye-bye.

  • 53 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:30pm

    Been there. It shouldn't be too hard, they can look that stuff up on Wikipedia!

  • 46 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:12am

    that's so mean tho... this is the sweetest guy ever...he just needs a few helpful hints I guess...

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:30pm

    ....831 does it again :)

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:11pm

    HAHAHAHA --- WOW!!!!!

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:44pm

    "as a dude this embarasses my gender. I know where the fucking clit is....im the goddman clit commander. this is just unacceptable. There are tons of books on this stuff, you can't say the info isn't out there. Maybe instead of playing Halo 2 for a couple extra hours, pick up the Kama Sutra and actually read instead of jerking off to it. Fucking retards" thats a guy that knows what he's talking about lmao. I've actually had this happen to me. It would feel a lot better it they rubbed THE RIGHT STOP lmao

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:08pm

    Me neither! I've never gotten off with a guy. I gotta do it all by myself. Oh well, maybe someday someone will blow my mind.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:57am

    You'd be surprised at how many guys do that... ...or maybe I should be surprised at how many morons I've slept with...

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:03am

    yeah i was typing and didn't see the response, I have "the lowdown on going down", but i'd recommend "she comes first" for most guys.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 2:33am

    Uhh, women don't like that?

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:50pm

    They aren't mind readers, redirect their hand or vocalize. And when you do that they will be 10 times more aroused than before.

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 10:43pm

    ladies, please tell me that if a guy actually does this you call him a dumbshit and tell him to get the fuck out, then you tell all his friends what a shitty lay he is. HE WON'T LEARN OTHERWISE

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:48am

    thank god i'm a lesbian :)

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:47am

    definitely something i have experienced, not sure if i should feel sorry for him or for myself.

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:36pm

    MARRY ME @ 5:34. SERIOUSLY.

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:35pm

    "as a dude this embarasses my gender. I know where the fucking clit is....im the goddman clit commander. this is just unacceptable. There are tons of books on this stuff, you can't say the info isn't out there. Maybe instead of playing Halo 2 for a couple extra hours, pick up the Kama Sutra and actually read instead of jerking off to it. Fucking retards" Pretty sure this is an awesome comment. kudos! Bhahaha clit commander...so hilarious!

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:14pm

    ugh, been in that situation before.. sucksssss.

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:12pm

    This has sooo happened to me before! Haha..not fun at all.

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 4:27am

    it's 831- SC and A-town and such, he was high, for sure!!!

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:44pm

    i think this happens to every girl at least once...

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:45pm

    unfortunately, this has happened to me as well. =/

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:05pm

    haha well said 5:34 ! guys get a clue ! ughh no wonder i cant come :(

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:47pm

    men: learn how to lick. women: learn how to properly maintain a motor vehicle. now we can all get along.

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 9:31pm

    i know exacly how that goes ,,some guys have no clue..haha

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:40pm

    guy from 5:34 again, im going to point out to the guy who tried to be a smartass and call this chick out at 6:01, there isn't a pelvic bone, it's actually called the pubis, there isn't a "pelvic bone" it's the innominate bone and it's made up of three individual bones (ilium, ischium, and pubis), dick. im disappointed that no one has noted the jay and slient bob allusion. Philistines...

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 10:24pm

    I'm shocked that this has happened to so many women. Yikes.

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:31am

    "it's called a PELVIC bone you dumb dick! how's he supposed to know what he's doing if you don't even know your own damn body?!" "Pubic bone" is indeed the correct term for the part of the pelvis that protrudes between the legs. Nice try, though.

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:26pm

    if I heard this a month ago, i wouldn't have believed that that mistake could even happen..... sadly I learned the hard way it can... and does.

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:34pm

    as a dude this embarasses my gender. I know where the fucking clit is....im the goddman clit commander. this is just unacceptable. There are tons of books on this stuff, you can't say the info isn't out there. Maybe instead of playing Halo 2 for a couple extra hours, pick up the Kama Sutra and actually read instead of jerking off to it. Fucking retards

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:52am

    Honestly, guys expect us to find their small dicks when they can't find our clits?

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:31pm

    terrible and disgusting, poor d bags :[

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:37pm

    i think the real question is: did this occur over pants, or under undies? if it was over the pants.. ok, that can happen if they were jeans... if it was in the panties... no excuse!

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 3:44pm

    happened to me the first time a guy went down there so unsatisfying

  • 30 49
    Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 12, 10 at 10:47pm

    You coulda helped him out you cunt

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:44pm

    Lol 5:34/11:40, look one post above you. I noticed it :D

  • 31 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:15am

    yeah.. i've been there.. stupid virgins

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:25pm

    But ya seriously guys suck in general at going down on women, its great for me cause im good at it :D Part 2 @5:34: Lol, Jay and silent bob strikes back!! Btw (long message eh?) girls if you want a guyt o be good, get him to read "The Lowdown on Going down" great book :)

  • 30 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 1:29am

    Santa Cruz!!! sadly this has happend to me quite a few times. The boys here are hot but real dumb.

  • 30 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:37am

    Ummm... This has never, ever happened to me, who are you all sleeping with?

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:16pm

    yeah; hate these nights. T.L. Experience happens to everyone = ]

  • 29 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:17pm

    it happened to me last weekend. ITS NOT THAT HARD TO FIND IT.

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:39am

    HAHAHAHAHA I love you :) Thank God it's you saying that <3 I need to come visit soon, haha

  • 41 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:38pm

    haha i was with a guy a loooong time ago who thought my clit was called the "g-spot..." thank god i'm a lesbian.

  • 31 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 6:48am

    Holy crap... I always thought that I was the only person to have experienced this! LOL

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:00pm

    The pitfalls of watching softcore porn.

  • 23 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:14pm

    It sucks when they do that!

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:48pm

    story of my fucking LIFE.

  • 32 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 3:17pm

    its all about taking charge and showing what you want BUT how do guys not know from how much porn exists?! take a few tips.

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:07pm

    My god, i must be the luckiest girl ever. everyone ive ever been with always knew right where it was! i dont know what id do if that ever happened!

  • 36 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:32pm

    Seriously there are sooooo many guys that have no clue at all!

  • 31 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:09pm

    I don't think the "pubic bone" as an actual body part...

  • 32 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 8:30pm

    LEARN FROM THIS MEN!

  • 27 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:00am

    not worth it honey put your panties back on and walk away

  • 41 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:01pm

    it's called a PELVIC bone you dumb dick! how's he supposed to know what he's doing if you don't even know your own damn body?!

  • 34 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:51am

    um... been battin 1.000 since 2003! I can honestly say i've never done that!

  • 27 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:19pm

    Yeah. Been there. Too many times. Guys, watch a porno. Or google it!

  • 28 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 5:35am

    I can't count how many times this has happened. I thought it was just me!

  • 31 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:40am

    how the hell do you miss that? how do you mix up bone and skin? he doesn't deserve to be attempting sex

  • 21 48
    Submitted by jackdan on Jul 7, 10 at 5:00am

    Try a non homosexual. Strait dudes w half a brain kno wut to rub on. U ladies r either very young or just have poor judgement. Or both.

  • 31 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:11pm

    I'm right there with the last comment.

  • 30 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 5:05pm

    omg, i know exactly what that's like. how are they this clueless? the last time this happened he gave me a damn bruise by "pleasuring" me.

  • 27 62
    Submitted by olliebaby93 on Jun 11, 10 at 6:33am

    God, I hate when that shit happens. And it's like, I want to say "hey, that hurts. Do it the right way or dont touch me." but I just feel rude.

  • 14 38
    Submitted by ksh on Dec 29, 10 at 6:32pm

    I've had that happen to me and I started laughing and got up. I can only imagine him in bed... Yikes!!!

  • 26 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:27am

    oh my goodness. this could only happen to you! love 408

  • 25 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:13am

    haha 5:34/11:40: Thanks for defending me. It was my error cuz I was trying to think of the correct term, but that's all I could come up with. Anyway, I think I'm giving up until I find someone who is equally passionate as I am, and who knows the the fuck they're doing :) haha

  • 30 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:56am

    HA. Happened to me last week! Douchebags.

  • 34 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:25pm

    didnt he know something was supposed to get wet? But ladies in all fairness I have seriously gotten HJ's were she just swung it around like she was playing Battle Star Gallatica and BJ's which resulted in blood loss from scrapin'

  • 29 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:24pm

    This is totally unacceptable, but plz stop suggesting porn as a solution. No straight guy cares about any licking or fingering in a porn, even if it was the best guy in the world at doing it with the hottest chick in the world. It's always fast forward straight to the fucking, as it should be. Sometimes it's even fast forward past that to get to the anal.