Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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I didn't notice because vodka
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize