Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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