If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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