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  • Ahaha. Was this Kevin Jonas?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:07pm
  • Either fake, or he actually fucked a warm towelette trippin' on acid or something. Cause a pussy definitely feels better than masterbating if you're doin' it right...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:07pm
    • Not with a condom on it doesn't. (assuming you're half decent at getting yourself off)

      Submitted by Charwinger21 on May 16, 11 at 12:55pm
  • He just wasn't doing it right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:04pm
  • Tiny penis or big vagina. It's one of the two

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:14pm
  • so im guessing OP was a virgin... trust me, it gets better... way, way better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:21pm
  • 10:18, nobody fucking cares about you... Keep your fucking religious bullshit to yourself or stay off this site. We don't don't preach our lives to you so don't preach your pathetic bullshit to us. Go die in a fire... As for the op, it gets better, trust me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:06pm
  • (10:18) Shut up. Why are you preaching on here? Go somewhere you are wanted. Which isn't here. Plus I fucked your mom and dad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:50pm
  • I'm a virgin and pray this isn't true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:47am
  • In Soviet Russia your ass is not virgin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:03pm
  • So starts the beginning of OP's journey out of the closet...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:35pm
  • 10:18 this is an atheist sike. Fuck off, bible thumper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:06pm
  • I hope this is fake. I've only had sex three times but I fucking love it already.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:55pm
  • My wifes pussy is amazing, yo wifes pussy, man it's just degrading

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:25am
  • Or the ones from kfc. Those ones tingle too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:05pm
  • Idk what kind of towel begins you are fucking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:08am
  • my first time was awesome =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:53pm
  • lmao @ 2:03... if u really meant that question I think it's past ur bedtime

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:11am
  • Reminds me of the 40 year old virgin saying boobs feel like a bag of sand. OP is still a virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:12pm
  • My wife is a fat bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:24am
  • this is 10.19 here - i know i dont need a bf but everyone criticises the shit out of every girl who ever has sex on TFLN so damned if you do, damned if u dont really

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:00am
  • So I take it this is hella fake and you obviously don't know how to have sex. Sex is amazinggggg. You probably couldn't even find her hole dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:14pm
  • 11:06 fuck you it's easy for a coward to talk shit when no one knows who you are fucking pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:09pm
  • 10:18: really? and 10:07, haha, yesss, definitely a JoBro.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:45pm
  • Who the hell is posting these tonight?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:01pm
  • Hey 12:14, you know what else feels great? Finding out you got some girl pregnant and will have to pay child support the rest of your life! Yep, people who have sex without condoms get all the fun. And OP, pretty sure you're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:18am
  • Half you fucks are probably virgins. Sex is great, but wayyyyy overrated. I'd take a solid blowjob over best sex any day of my life!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:12am
  • You're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:03pm
  • So how many people are horny??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:33am
  • Awesome! Thank you for making my morning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:42am
  • She's actually laying next to me laughing right now. She knows that I love her head more than our sex. We have an open sex life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:26am
  • I'm ashamed you are from the 519. Dude, you live in an area with at least 3 good party universities. Sex is awesome. You must be from Owen Sound.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:52pm
  • Dicks are disgusting with their smelly oozy semen shit... Bleggggh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:06pm
    • Vaginas are disgusting with their urine, female ejaculatory fluid, blood and I donno, HUMAN FUCKING BEINGS!

      Submitted by redside on May 30, 11 at 12:01am
  • Um 8:04, Hun, you are not "totally straight" then. Do yourself a favor and stop being in denial.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:09am
  • Kevin Jonas? Is that you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:07pm
  • Maybe you shouldn't have married her if you feel that way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:26am
  • OP wow.really? you've got a lot to learn. 10:18 what version of the bible is that from? some new "updated,improved" one ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:56pm
  • (in Jeff Foxworthy accent) If you think sex with a vagina isnt that great, you MIGHT BE A HOMO. or maybe youre just a pencil dick. Keep your head up champ... plenty of warm towelettes in the sea...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:06pm
  • I am 10:18 I wasn't preaching I really can care less about religion I just looked up what that guy who always post that corinthians shit and put it here for you to read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:04am
  • Second 10:19 you don't need a boyfriend. Trust me. And (519), you're fucked up. Go back to being a virgin, do us a favor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:00pm
  • Tito no understand. Your mom give Tito good vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:22pm
  • ohh from 519, thats embarassing. sex is great, but nearly everyone here sounds like nymphs. buddy, find someone else, n do it right this time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:24pm
  • U must be doin something wrong try putting it in the correct hole... Might help

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:12pm
  • 12:17, this is 12:12. I know exactlly what sex is like. I've been doing it with my wife for 3 years, and I would take a great blowjob anydayyyyy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:19am
  • 12:12 has no idea wtf he is talking about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:13am
  • Yeah if you sleep with guys, you're not "totally straight." sorry. Annnnd if you think sex is not that great you're not doing it right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:45am
  • Sex > head. If you disagree then you're doing it wrong and not being creative enough.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:14am
  • Meh the first time I did it all I can remember thinking was "is this it" I really expected alot more cuz you gotta admit guys its really jacked up I mean it feels GREAT and is an awesome xp, but its not like its a huge leap from spanking the monkey. And condoms suck dude WAIT TILL YOU DO IT WITH NO CONDOM omg it feels ten times better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:14am
  • 10:18...why r u on sites like this is you're so religious? Ur prolly one of those ppl who will keep the baby if u get knocked up bc it's against ur religion to have an abortion, but so is pre marital sex so why not do everyone a favor and either wear a condom to avoid having babies or pay someone to kick u in the stomach

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:25am
  • You're not doing it right if you feel that way!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:40pm
  • Wooooahh really now? I don't think it's so easy for me to pick head over sex. My gf is tighttt so it's awesome. Bjs are sweet tho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:00am
  • You're doin it wrong. If sex ain't all that great, why are you alive?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:02pm
  • 12:44 It is if you're 12. And a virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:26am
  • I'm buying stock in warm towelettes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:53pm
  • 12:50 I would let you pound my pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:57am
  • I've always wanted to pound some pussy. But any time I ask I girl if I can pound her vjayjay she looks at me weird, calls me an ugly pervert and usually throws her drink at me. Which doesn't help my self esteem at all. Additionally, when I try to apologize i usually get slapped. Thanks for reading. This message brought to you by Axe Shower Gel "Get Some Pussy"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:50am
  • No, u r Jack off but not masturbating!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:17pm
  • This is why virgins should find someone with experience. Older women are great teachers and that special woman will thank you - or them - later in life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:51pm
  • Wow... I pity your life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:59pm
  • 820, nowhere near NY sorry. And 821 I am a female. Depending on the skills of your partner foreplay can be better than sex. Overall sex is better, but sometimes you get a dud between the sheets who can't last more than 2 minutes during sex, but gives great oral so I have had it both ways and guys I know who love head have gotten good head. Trust me there is a difference between girls who just do it so you will shut up and girls who do it because they love to get you off like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:10pm
  • Oh boy sex someone give it to me'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:23am
  • i second 10:15. i was thinking the same thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:17pm
  • This dude doesn't even deserve a penis if he doesn't enjoy using it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:33am
  • 12:19 has no idea what having sex with your wife is like

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:20am
  • The worst pussy you ever did wasi still the top five pussy you've ever had. Don't fucking pat your sorry ass on the back more than your mother does when you make a healthy doody.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:33pm
  • I'll bite... What did u have sex with?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:08am
  • 2:03 no it dosent. You just last longer or shorter. Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:13am
  • I'm not even sure what this means

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:52am
  • aww hunny she didn't show u how it's done.. find a new girl.. ull like it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 1:09pm
  • 12:22 I know your wife gives great head tell her I said hi.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:43am
  • Well you probably should have told your mom to bend over more

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:53am
  • She was more than likely fat and you were fucking on of her rolls haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:01pm
  • 203 supposedly sex is a million times better for guys with uncircumsized weenies. You're supposed to be able to feel it way more, but for christs sake clean that shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:40am
    • Really? Cause I've heard the opposite, that being circumsized makes sex a million times better and that they feel it way more. Honestly, there is no difference. Sex is subjective, what one individual person views as good another might not. Nothing to do with if you're circumsized or not. Stop believing in the biased media fuckbag.

      Submitted by redside on May 30, 11 at 12:06am
  • haha were you fucking a sheep or something??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:06pm
  • yah go watch a porno and see how its done dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:38am
  • Yeah my bf thought I wasn't a virgin when we first had sex cause I guess it didn't feel tight enough. He had a less than average sized penis and I hadn't discovered kegal exercises yet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:46am
  • Sex is overrated? Who are you fucking?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:52pm
  • I had chicken nuggets, chips and spinach for dinner last night. Go me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:51am
  • How does sex with your wife feel like

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:21am
  • 12:16 I'll get inside you!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:17am
  • Fucking liar. It is pretty obvious this kid is still a virgin.

    Submitted by XG23 on May 26, 10 at 12:21am
  • I'm 24, an Asian girl in grad school and still a virgin. I really need to be fucked...but I've waited this long, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:21pm
  • 12:14/2:24 -- No you don't. You know how I know? Because no girl would have sex with you if that was really your idea if foreplay. Ohhhh, wait. That totally explains everything. When you finally lose your virginity, wear a goddamn condom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:20am
  • Take off his / her panties next time, dummy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:48am
  • Sex is painful for me. I have a disorder so when somethings about to enter my vag my vag walls tighten up so it feels like I'm being knifed. Don't take sex for granted bc there are some ppl that will never get to enjoy it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:40am
  • Someone needs a better partner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 5:35am
  • blow up dolls with ky warm sensations lune doesn't count as sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:29pm
  • first times arent usually that great anyway...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:42pm
  • 2:40 there is zero evidence of that, it's just some bullshit that anti-circumcision activists say to try to get people on their side. Uncircumcised penises are disgusting with their floppy skin and dickcheese...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:03am
  • Haha 12:47. Don't worry. It's not. Like anything it gets better with practise. And holy shit. This guy definitely needs a man status review.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:30am
  • groww up

    Submitted by 5661chris on Mar 6, 10 at 4:10pm
  • not possible. you're clearly doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:22pm
  • Dude, you're not doing it riiiiiiiiiight:-/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:51am
  • Oh my, that's not ok

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:20am
  • In soviet Russia towelette masturbates you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:32am
  • Wow um u sure u were doing it right ? Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:28am
  • Geez. I hope my first time is wayyy better than his...

    Submitted by awkward on Feb 24, 10 at 7:57pm
  • 2:46, this is TFLN, not bible class

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 5:07pm
  • 12:24 your mom is a fat bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:59pm
  • Bud light is the worst beer of all time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:33am
  • I agree with 12:19. Head is much better than sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:21am
  • 12:14 has no idea what sex is like

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:17am
  • Next time, do a girl thats vag doesnt clap when there's a breeze.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:16am
  • Yeah but you can't get any tits and any ass from a Japanese towelettes my friend... Dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 4:34am
  • Agreed 8:04 you're an asspirate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:32am
  • 10:18 You and your jesus can suck my cock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:24am
  • I just pray for your sake she didn't also smell like sushi.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:58pm
  • Either he doesn't know how to fuck, or I'm not using the right handtowels.

    Submitted by hvltn on Mar 10, 10 at 8:32pm
  • 1050 I hope your whole family dies your a worthless piece of shit and I wouldt fuck your used up whore for a mom but thanks for the offer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:08pm
  • Holy shit, it IS Kevin Jonas!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:24pm
  • Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. --Locke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:13am
  • My boys uncircumsized and sex with him is absolutely amazing he hurts sometimes when the skin gets pulled back but otherwise no problem

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:17am
  • Like a warm towellet?! What the hell. Are you fucking retarded. Did you lastblike .36364 secs?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:27am
  • Why would you know what that feels like??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:19am
  • I wish I was a midget with a big penis. Thanks for listening. This message brought to you by Ozarka Bottled Water "America's #1 Provider for Gravity Bongs"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:52am
  • 12:09 I want you inside me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:16am
  • You're doin' it wrong.

    Submitted by MugOfGasoline on Feb 19, 10 at 1:00pm
  • This guy needs to have his man card revoked and then he needs to be shot for good measure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:59am
  • Has anyone of you ever sexed a retard? Fucking the worst decision I ever made.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:18am
  • hahaha first 10:07! made my nightt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:19pm
  • sounds like this dude is suffering from the "hotdog down a hallway" syndrome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:46am
  • You're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:52am
  • I'm sure any guy would love getting head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:20am
  • There is something very wrong if you don't love sex!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:27pm
  • 12:14 again, no I wont be getting a girl prego cuz I ask if they are pro life or not before stabbing her in the pelvic area. 18 years of child support= 175,000 dollars

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:24am
  • WTF? sex is the best thing ever!!! who on earth were you doing it with, a chipmunk?? i only wish i had a bf so i could be actually doing it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:19pm
  • I'm 26. Not really an old fuck. Just because I'm married doesn't mean I'm old you stupid fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:28am
  • All dogs are ugly, every smelly tail wagging one of them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:22am
  • Haha. I'm 10:07. And seriously this is dumb. And my TFLN didn't get accepted? Dummmmbbb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:36pm
  • 10:18 wrong site? 10:07 WIN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:31am
  • 8:23 I f you are ever in Iowa I will

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:37am
  • Not that different? pfft. Wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:28am
  • Sex. Ur doin it rong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:19am
  • What that fuck asshole? What a dumbass load of shit

    Submitted by unknown_chicky on Jan 29, 11 at 4:32am
  • I eat shit is that healthy for my pubes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:26am
  • I totally just face fucked my sister. LOL she was pissed at me because I called her a whore after it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:09am
  • i'm so disappointed that this came from western's area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:20am
  • 10:07 wins at life.

    Submitted by liveinlovexx93 on Jan 17, 10 at 7:30pm
  • 2:46 that's a bunch of bull shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:16am
  • Oh and first time I had sex it kinda hurt when I came when my dick was contracting that happen to anyone else?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:14pm
  • Wtf is 410 smoking? In what world would you ever be first. Btw sex is fucking awesome, but most guys love head just as much and I love giving it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:57am
  • How would she feel if she knew you were posting that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:23am
  • Whoever said this is seriously disturbed and deprived.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:58am
  • Kudos 10:07 :) I agree!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:10pm
  • I guess i could see that. But its not when its amazing...there are oh so many things my bf can do that a towelette could not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:50am
  • Sex with my wife feels great. We have a fuckin amazing sex life. But I would take a blowjob anydayyyyy over sex. May I add, she doesn't have a gag reflex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:22am
  • dude whatever, even if the warm towelette thing is weird, I agree that sex is totally overrated.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:24pm
  • 1:04 fuck bama and obama

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:07am
  • 4:57 and what is your sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:21am
  • 10:18 has as much right as any of you to post on this site. And besides, they are telling the truth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:55pm
  • i'm incredibly embarrassed that this is from my area code...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:29am
  • Hahaha you old fucks are married

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:27am
  • 11:14 wow really! get a girlfriend ? poor little guy .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:21pm
  • This guy must suffer from TMS.

    Submitted by wmagb on Mar 14, 10 at 3:52am
  • My first time was quite crap as well and in fact every time has sucked, but that's 'cause I'm crap at it and have only had sex a dozen times with I think 7 women in 13 years. It's not important to me. But keep trying buddy, most people seem to enjoy it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:41pm
  • cuz I ask if they are pro life or not before stabbing her in the pelvic area. 18 years of child support= 175,000 dollars

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:23am
  • I want a nice big cock shoved up my tight little ass right now...poop sex poop sex poop sex!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:12pm
  • Kiss my ass. If that's what it felt like to you, you either slept with the wrong girl or you jack off too much.

    Submitted by Eridani on May 25, 11 at 12:07am
  • i'm embarrassed that this is from my area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 5:08pm
  • Then you ain't been doingg it right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:35am
  • 4:57 am, that's weird that you love to give it bc I love to get it! If you're ever in NY maybe we can meet up and trade bodily fluids ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:20am
  • be niceeeeeeee. this was probably the kids first time and he was too nervous to realize how fuckin great it is. don't worry kid, it gets better. waaaay better. hey, at least you're not the girl. it hurts for us!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:07am
  • Fuck your mother! Butt fuck your mother!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:11pm
  • Oh boy some beds are gonna be shakin tonite cuz I live in iowa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:42am
  • Yeah leave the guy alone. It gets better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:55pm
  • Where the crap are you getting this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:27am
  • yeah maybe try having it without a condom and longer than 5 minutes tard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:58pm
  • im uncircumised and wanna know if sex hurts like does my foreskin get pulled back

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:03am
  • Is masturbation the same thing as jacking off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:16pm
  • This really bummed me out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:38am
  • I love having sex but I'd rather get some head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:22am
  • I love how all of you attack this kid personally because you're mad because you base your life around sex, and when someone says it's bad your world gets shattered and you appease that by attacking him personally and finding irrelevant reasons as to why he didn't enjoy it. Maybe it isn't really as great as everyone makes it out to be, and it is a bit over-rated. Don't be mad because someone doesn't like something that you completely base your pathetic lives on, fucking wihteys.

    Submitted by redside on May 30, 11 at 12:11am
  • Try doing it with a few other people see how it feels(it's easier masturbate with lipgloss(for a girl) or for a guy get on a couch ( one that has a 2 cushionas) and get naked and stick ur penis be tween the cushions and then do ur thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:17am
  • i love u too, 11:24 -6:24

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 1:13am
  • 8:17, did someone ask for a masturbation class? justt wondering.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:56am
  • I fucked a guinea pig in the ass 10 minutes ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:14pm
  • Yeah I really do though. Solid head is wayyyyyy better than sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:14am
  • hey 8:20, ive fucked 4 girls in my life about to make 5 (a black chick yaaay def wearing a condom for her lol dont want some milkshake kid no sir) but srsly find a GF and you can talk her into not using a condom its so much fun and you can have sex jut about anywhere anytime!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:13pm
  • I lasted no more than two min. My first time. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:05pm
  • 10:45 yes reall I was wondering what that Corinthians guy meant so I looked it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:06pm
  • u dont have to have a boyfriend to do it... and sex is the greatest thing ever but of course its so good for me because im in love

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:29pm
  • First time? Mine was outside behind a warehouse new years eve. Frost bite on my nuts. It gets better with age and experience. Girls move More I hate ones who lay there like a dead fish . My new girl is a freak and it's amazing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 7:24am
  • 10 18, what about female prostitutes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:20pm
  • I sent this in and no itdoesnt it was ok nothing great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:40pm
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