He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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