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  • Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 24, 10 at 1:04pm

    That was your jaw.

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      Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 24, 10 at 1:06pm

      Which is good, 'cause it sounds like you'll need it to stretch that far.

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 25, 10 at 12:24am

      When I responded to this, the count of up vs. down was 69-1. Which I find incredibly appropriate and even more hilarious.

  • Submitted by TshirtTime on Dec 24, 10 at 11:37am

    I can haz number?

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    Submitted by ashleynytro on Dec 24, 10 at 3:32pm

    Wow good shit

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    Submitted by colleen69 on Dec 24, 10 at 4:31pm

    Everything's bigger in Texas!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Dec 28, 10 at 1:08am

    ...only guys talk like this about penis

  • Submitted by jennylynn123 on Dec 24, 10 at 12:23pm

    Haha if it was pourto rican then I think I know who this is talkin about and trust me it's DAMN

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    Submitted by d_dot_ford on Dec 25, 10 at 12:07am

    I don't want people knowing this about me! guess it's out there now

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 25, 10 at 5:55pm

      It's expected when you have no legs...

  • Submitted by niggermidget on Dec 24, 10 at 1:53pm

    Sounds vaguely similar to a seen in the book " I hope they serve beer in hell"

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      Submitted by buck06 on Nov 5, 11 at 2:45pm

      close, its similar

  • Submitted by jgg9513 on Dec 24, 10 at 4:32pm

    everythings bigger in texas. :)

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    Submitted by Duffy717 on Dec 25, 10 at 9:20am

    Merry Christmas get started

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    Submitted by chaddywood on Dec 25, 10 at 5:17am

    Nice! I've been told that...

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    Submitted by Kermiy101 on Dec 26, 10 at 12:09pm

    I can't help it!