Whod you bang
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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