You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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