I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I cockslap morals
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
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I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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