How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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