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  • 62 38
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Nov 23, 12 at 1:28pm

    Bruise from dry humping <> wizard.

  • 61 36
    Submitted by JohnnyGraves on Nov 23, 12 at 11:36am

    I don't think a mystical wizard of hook ups would fail to remove your pants. If he was such a thing, he'd have your bra off and in his pocket before you left the bar.

  • 56 34
    Submitted by Scott69 on Nov 23, 12 at 10:48am

    good drinks cause memory failure.. perhaps you were passed out

  • 48 38
    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Nov 23, 12 at 12:19pm

    So I guess moving the pants out if the way temporarily = magic?

    • 45 34
      Submitted by Kairaya on Nov 24, 12 at 5:17pm

      Pants =/= panties. Pants are much harder to simply move out of the way temporarily.

  • 42 31
    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Nov 26, 12 at 9:27pm

    Drop Dead Fred

  • 42 38
    Submitted by Kommsuessertod on Nov 23, 12 at 12:19pm

    It's called a bruise...