I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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