if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
nutella sex= disaster
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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