I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
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Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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