dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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