I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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