just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
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I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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