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  • 94 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 9:47pm

    At least she has a good sense of humor about the whole thing.

  • 91 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:33pm

    how frustrating that must be....

  • 83 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:27pm

    I'm thinking it's her vagina...cause if a guy had a small penis, why would he admit to it to his friend.... ...She needs to do some kegels.

  • 74 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:22pm

    Theres nothing more frustrating

  • 83 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:07pm

    "Adequate" is something you never want to hear mentioned in the same breath with your penis.

  • 75 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 10:21pm

    funny ass shit....non-stop focus on size and why slipping could happen. Does it really matter why it slips out?....as long as she gets off in the end without you blowing a load first who gives a shit....just put the fucker back in.

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:08am

    when i read this i actually thought it was about a NuvaRing. mine slips out sometimes if i dont put it in deep enough

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 5:25pm

    Ha ha, I always love the different opinions on this website. But that sucks man, slipping out is no fun for either party.

  • 79 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:32pm

    Mighty Putty that shit

  • 69 77
    Submitted by Qu1ks1lv3r92 on Mar 19, 10 at 9:23pm

    Shit happens to me all the time and I've got a fuckin 8in dick my gf just gets so fucking wet it's like a goddam slip 'n slide

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 5:18pm

    I bet she just has A HUGE VA JAY JAYY

  • 60 63
    Submitted by chastine on Jul 21, 10 at 12:20am

    Someone a lot loose

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 7:16pm

    6:39 has Poseidon Pussy

  • 71 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 7:32pm

    6:39, your saying its not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean, but i hate to tell you that you can't get to England in a rowboat

  • 74 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:33pm

    how about we all just shut up and agree that it can happen for any of the reasons that you guys have named?

  • 72 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 9:41pm

    it's not about the size of the ship? .....really?

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:42pm

    She's looser than a oiled pig being chased by fat men.

  • 41 32
    Submitted by meatball1105 on Apr 1, 12 at 8:23pm

    Damn those nights

  • 67 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:08pm

    3:38..."pee pee" really? Didn't realize we were in pre-school.

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:05pm

    my boyfriend slips out and hes 8 in and i was a virgin till hom so its not any of those and not wiskey dick i just get super fucking wet its crazy

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:34pm

    penises aren't getting smaller girls are getting wider. tramps

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:25pm

    My boyfriend slips out and I certainly don't have a large va-jay-jay, I was a virgin before him and I do kegels all the time. I can barely fit 2 fingers in there. He claims he slips out because it's too wet and tight to stay in. POSSIBLY also because he's about 6 inches, but I'm thinking that's not really it.

  • 70 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:59pm

    You just admitted you have a small dick, why????

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:33am

    Or her bloody tampon... pun possibly intended.

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:23pm

    4:15, that's the first time I've seen the phrase "makin' love" on this sight.

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 8:28pm

    7:32 is awesome in so many ways

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:38pm

    damn dude, small pee pee is rough. time to use the pump (although it doesn't work but maybe you'll think it will and you'll be dumb enough to try it)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:14pm

    Hahahah 3:38, you used a pump. What a tool. Real men like myself are stacked from birth.

  • 63 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 6:48pm

    7:32, you can get to England in a rowboat from a lot of different places. Let's think before we type. UmmK?

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:29pm

    Could be whiskey dick. How has no one thought of whiskey dick yet?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:59pm

    ehhh i would say liquid bandaid would work better. try this and report back with your findings.

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:32pm

    stcik it in the pooper then

  • 61 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 9:08pm

    7:32 is clever but it really is about personal preferences and what works best for you. I'll take a rowboat with a motor over a cruise liner any day.

  • 60 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 5:33pm

    4:15 just turned me on. i need sex, fuck.

  • 62 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:43pm

    could also be that she's ridiculously wet

  • 55 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 11:57pm

    omg. he just has a SMALL penis. 4:14 you're an idiot. if it slips out, it slips out. doggie style aint gonna help with a small dick. i mean its my favorite position, but i just can't use it when i fuck small guys.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 8:58pm

    he stole that from jeff foxworthy....

  • 60 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:39pm

    some people just don't fit well together. dismount and find a better dick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:17am

    7:32pm, that was hilarious. And also true. Let's keep it reall y'all. Dude has a small penis. Size matters a heck of a lot more than motion. If you know how to stroke it but I'm not feeling anything (due to the size of your dick) what's the point?! Sucks that his friend shouted him out like that though. Good thing this is anonymous. LOL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 9:49pm

    9:46 Are you twelve? Who does that kind of shit, I mean seriously. Especially now that text from last night records emails and legal action could be taken against you with the new cyber bullying laws, and I don't think you're smart enough to hide your online accounts.

  • 55 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 8:23pm

    7:32 lets be friends

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:59pm

    haha small penis sad sad times :'(

  • 49 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:31am

    6:48, not other than the English Channel. Most of us are from the US or Canada, soooo, no we can't get there. Also if we thought before we typed, we wouldn't be on this website. This is an entire site devoted to stupid thoughtless text.

  • 47 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:05am

    she could be talking about a dildo too.. just sayin'

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 5:10pm

    Sometimes its not a small dick but a bad stroking technique.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:01pm

    Her technique might suck- he could be adequate size, but she can't move properly.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:16pm

    or maybe she just has a big vagina? yeah right, small penis most likely...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 11:40pm

    Size of the boat? Would you prefer a dinghy to a yacht? Hehe, dinghy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 5:40pm

    4:15 no one believes that your cock is 6.5 in everyone believes you measured and were thoroughly disappointed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:38pm

    HAHAHA MIGHTY PUTTY! Billy could sell me crack, I swear it.