do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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