I need help removing her.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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