I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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