Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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