I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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